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Coca-Cola
Alex GenungEveryone in the whole world fancies a specific type of drink. Mexicans like margaritas, Germans like beer, and Russians love vodka. Cardinal Newman can't drink those so they drink Coke. Yes,...
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Making Phone Calls in the Bathroom
Matthew Phelps Walking into the CN bathroom at lunch is the equivalent to walking into a telemarketing center. The first thing you will notice is that there are more students talking on phones than...
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Taco Bell
Devon HolmesFor Newman students, there is no tastier meal than a hot, greasy, saturated in fat taco from Taco Bell. These unhealthy tacos are the basis of all Cardinal Newman students’ diets. Without...
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Vanity
Aidan EljumailyUpon examination of Cardinal Newman students, they will appear odd, yet they will have many interesting traits about them. Other than kid’s wondering about what grades they’re going to...
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Being Hated
Erik OwensonEveryone adores that feeling of being loved by someone else. But one thing that Cardinal Newman students love more than being loved is being hated.Cardinal Newman students take it as a...
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Offending Teams at Sporting Events
Nick BaileyAll high schools throughout the country promote “good sportsmanship”, and Cardinal Newman High School is no different. This skill is so important to Cardinal Newman faculty, but not the...
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Cafe Merici's Small Pizzas
Brandon KnepperHaving already finished the morning classes and break, every single Cardinal Newman student will make his way up to the covered eating area to stand in a line that continuously grows...
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South Park
Thomas ClineSome adults think that kids find the typical TV comedies funny: 30 Rock, Leno, and Chuck. The truth is that this “safe” TV humor really sucks. Ask anyone at Newman and they will vouch that...
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Crew Socks
Zack ReyesAs Spring time approaches, Cardinal Newman students will begin wearing their spring time jean, cargo, or plaid shorts to school in lieu of the very common blue jeans. Shorts allow Cardinal...
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Girls with Uggs
Jonathan GruberUsually when a Cardinal Newman student meets a girl, he tries to find out if she is a desirable person. A typical student may ask himself, “Does she have the curves?” A Newman student...
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Vans Shoes
Andrew ShupeShoe styles of CN students change very quickly. A popular shoe can turn out of style very easily. Such as many CN students like moccasin shoes but will soon lose interest. But, one shoe...
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European Handball
Tomas ZegarraHidden among the abundance of sports that Cardinal Newman High School possesses is another great game. This game is popular among freshmen, played during P.E. class, and deserves to become...
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Immature Comedies
Ben BuseStudents at Cardinal Newman are very different from one another, but they share one common obsession: immature movies. If you are interested in having lively conversations with Cardinal Newman...
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Plaid Shirts
Andy RobertsonIn some cultures and societies, getting to know someone can simply mean looking at the clothes they wear. At Cardinal Newman, the students love clothing and appearances. One popular item,...
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Hunting
Joshua GluchImagine trudging through the woods, gun or bow in hand, brush scraping your arms, then you see it: the meat isle in the closest supermarket. Students at Cardinal Newman really like hunting....
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Saturday Night Live
Peter StrauchSince Cardinal Newman students get so many days off of school, it is only normal that they watch a lot of TV. But what kind of TV program could appeal to all types of Cardinal Newman...
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Posh Sports
Zach Fontanes-HallidayStuck-up rich kids have long played posh sports intended for the upper class in society: golf, rugby, lacrosse, water polo, etc. These ridiculous sports are played at schools like...
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Bromance
Kyle EvansYes, a very serious relationship between two males can exist without being of a homosexual nature. Its formal name is a bromance.At the all-boys school of Cardinal Newman, these same-sex...
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Mr. Foppoli
Justin BeachA teenage boy’s obsession with a cooler older male is a completely normal thing, especially at Cardinal Newman. Newman students have gone gaga over prominent Newman figures before, some of...
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Avoiding Rosales
Charles KingCardinal Newman Students enjoy taking part in many various activities at Cardinal Newman High School. These activities include football, looking at girls, eating pizza, and taking part in...
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Annotating
Mitchell WilhelmsenWhat would high school be without English class? What would English class be without reading? What would reading be without annotating? Extremely boring without it because it’s so...
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Not Supporting the Arts
Dalton BertoloneCardinal Newman is famous for being a phenomenal sports school. We have many of the best sports teams, facilities, and equipment. Cardinal Newman’s football team made it to the state...
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Having Redneck Friends
Marc Chicoine Rednecks are a dying breed. In the North Bay, an area of agriculture and suburban towns, they seem to be going extinct. The few remaining rednecks native to the area flock to Cardinal...
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Andrew Yu Cardinal Newman students like socializing with friends. Facebook provides Newman students a perfect beacon to continue chatting with friends, even after hours of school and sports together....
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Hugs
Lucas BilbroCardinal Newman High School is an all boys high school that is known for its intense athletics and manly student body. These attributes make it extremely ironic that a favorite pastime of...
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